I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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