Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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