Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
pray to the hookup gods
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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