That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
