He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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