like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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