Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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