Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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