Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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