VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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