Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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