I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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