yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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