Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
operation have a gay friend backfired
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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