Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
where are my eyebrows?
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