I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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