Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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