It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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