IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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