oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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