whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
did you just send me my own nude
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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