This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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