his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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