just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
