quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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