I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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