So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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