Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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