im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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