I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
