I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
