and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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