Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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