Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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