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say what?
wanna hang out?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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