Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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