well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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