I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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