omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
