His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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