Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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