i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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