i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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