Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
