i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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