Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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