whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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