So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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