So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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