im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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