Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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