Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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