is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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