I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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