i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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