i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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